So the beautiful woman in front is blaring/nagging/preaching at us yet again. How should we respond? Turn your back while she’s barking at you? Don’t man, that’ll tell her what she’s saying means nothing to you. Yell back? A big no-no dude, men of value like us do not stoop down to that level.
Do this instead:
With your hands on her back, yank her towards you, passionately kiss her lips like there’s no tomorrow, push her back with your arms still around her and stare into the depths of her soul through her now wondering eyes to remind her that she’s not owned by anyone else in the world but you alone, and lovingly tell her:
“Yah I love you honey. Now shut the fuck up and show me how much you miss me instead.”
Yup, just kiss her and show her who’s the man. It’s a show of force and how much you want and love her at the same time 🙂