Hey Miss Big Legs and Macho Arms
Don’t care if they say you’re macho
Don’t care if they say I’m loco
Say yes and I’ll be solo.
High purple skirts above the knee
Or my ballerina on Christmas party
Hey sexy baby get a hold of me
So that we’ll both be merry.
No I’m not, I am never choosy
Don’t like babes that are skinny
That extra tummy looks so sexy
Your full arms, your glory.
I’d go loony if I can’t touch you
Hurry up, hurry up you must have me
Let’s have some fun, do something crazy
Then love me, own me, love me, own me.
Don’t care what they think of you
You’re perfect just the way you do
You’re not ugly, fat nor macho
Believe me, you’re most beautiful when you’re you.
Don’t just pass me by
Cease the apathy and say ‘Hi’
I am dying for your smile
They drug me ‘till I become so high.
Your plump face I can’t forget
I’ll give you a kiss you won’t regret
These arms will hug you oh so tight
Giving you love and all delight.
Your flowing hair captivates me
Your scent stuck in perpetuity
Oh chubby girl do love me too
I have the world in store for you.